(I doubt it's one that you've heard)
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I’m going to try saying some crazy things to you, and you listen crazily—how about it? - Zuangzi
“
Humans Versus Zombies is a woman repellent. It’s like anti-cologne.
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Comedian Ethan Fixell, performing at Ball State. This is empirically false. (via maxistentialist)
I know, rite? HvZ hookups are like the drama of the semester at good old Goucher College.
- Goucher dinner parties with Japanese curry, starfruit, Riesling, and all (almost all) of her favorite people
- getting drunk with Rachel Stark
- when the radio knows exactly what songs to play for her mood
- boys with lop-sided smiles who use the endocrine system as an excuse for why they like you so much
- that she has people in her life who understand her, even when all that’s coming out of her mouth is “nyar nyar nyar nyar nyar”
- JAPAN
I’m sorry—that was kind of sappy. but right now I’m just filled with so much love for the people I know that it had to spill out somehow.
